i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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