I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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