You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this just has baby written all over it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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