I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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