Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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