This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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