Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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(313): View more from Michigan

mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!

(1-313): View more from Michigan

it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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(305): View more from Florida

I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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(716): View more from New York

lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties

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