Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties