And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
let's call it "werewolfing"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day