they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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