So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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