so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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