He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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