Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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