It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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