So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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