He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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