Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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