Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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