and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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