sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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