Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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