it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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