She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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