You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
