On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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