He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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