It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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