erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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