scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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