is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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