Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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