I got chris browned last night
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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