You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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