quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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