did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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