she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
vagina is talking i cant
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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