dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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