i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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