i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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