oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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