So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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