You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just want to make out with him forever
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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