I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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