But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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