So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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