I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's shark week go big or go home
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