watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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