Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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