You smell like stripper and shame
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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