So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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