well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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