I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
