when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My dick has a subreddit
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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