hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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