I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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