Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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